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The Eagle – Movie Review

In Roman-ruled Britain, a young Roman soldier endeavors to honor his father’s memory by finding his lost legion’s golden emblem.

Few films show greater promise and have less follow-through than The Eagle.

The world of potential that lives in the idea of a Roman venturing through unclaimed territory to find a legendary shrine is nothing less than intriguing. Think about it. A Roman Centurion and his slave enter the untamed world of the Britons. Their lives dependent solely on each other. Esca, the slave, a Briton. Marcus, the Roman, a Centurion. Enemies by birth.

Sadly, the execution in this film was extremely lacking and didn’t do justice to such a provokative premise. As the film began, it seemed beautifully reminiscent of the classic epics like Ben-Hur. But as it continued, The Eagle fell further and further away from the mark.

The writing was less than spectacular with a style constantly reflecting 21st century slang. Because of this the dialogue seemed very unnatural and, at times, difficult to listen to. The writing was a constant distraction from the period setting and I was highly disappointed. Not just the dialogue, but the story was also very poorly paced and defined. I felt as if the film started nowhere and went nowhere. All films, generally speaking, have a message that it is promoting. The ideology behind the makers will always influence the theme of the film. In the case of The Eagle, I felt as if the maker’s were telling the audience that Roman domination of the Britons was wrong, and that the Britons were evil heathens, and there was no real hero to the story. Everyone was made out to look bad, and there was no redeeming quality to any realm of the story. It was a pagans vs. pagans battle.

The performance from the actors was not altogether terrible, but it wasn’t altogether stunning either. Channing Tatum as Marcus seemed to be a decent fit, but his performance seemed rather shallow (which probably had a lot to do with writing as much as acting). Jamie Bell, as always, was impressive as Esca. Though he’s not really what some may deem ideal for that role, he showed his quality. His performance was probably the best out of all the characters in the film. Donald Sutherland’s role was plagued, once again, by terrible dialogue, so I can’t really put the weakness of his role completely on him, but his character was also less than believable.

The score was mediocre at best. There was no defined theme throughout the film. The whole score seemed to consist of “filler” music and was used as more of an excuse than a film score.

The cinematography was one of the only areas wherein I can say I was actually impressed. I thought for a film of this type the Director of Photography showed admirable creativity. The framing was interesting, slow motion was used to communicate effectively, and, all in all, I found it very pleasing.

The other element that was impressive was the battle action. As a viewer, I felt every heavy blow from the deadly weapons. The sound design was significant in making the audience feel as though they were part of the action. The strikes hurt. Though somewhat gruesome, there were also times when, although a brutal death was taking place, we saw it in the eyes of another character and didn’t have to see it through our own to realize the darkness that was occurring. Which leads me to my next point.

I mentioned earlier about the film being a pagans vs. pagans affair. This was displayed throughout the film in various forms of heathen ceremonies that ranged from Marcus offering ancestral prayers and burning incense, to the savage Britons performing a very disturbing demonic ritual in which their young men become official warriors.

In short, I do not recommend this film. Though the violence was hard-hitting and somewhat brutal at times, it was nothing that would discourage me from viewing the film. In fact, I was impressed with the creativity of the warfare and found it interesting. My main concern came from the pagan rituals and very disturbing ceremonial scene. There was also a handful of curse words that seemed entirely out of place in the dialogue. These being my main cautions, I would recommend, as always, one read the PluggedIn Review if considering watching the film.

Final thought: The Eagle was a film with enormous potential that failed to deliver on many levels. It contains moments of exciting action and realistic battle sequences, but was plagued by very poor writing, music, story, weak characters, morally-confused worldview, and, as mentioned above, pagan ideas depicted in an explicit form. So, although, it presented an intriguing premise, the film failed to follow through in execution.

For the Dramatics,

-Dominic

Synopsis provided by IMDb.

Princess Kaiulani – Movie Review

The true story of a Hawaiian princess’ attempts to maintain the independence of the island against the threat of American colonization.

I have a confession to make. I love princess movies. Especially princess movies that involve beautiful costumes and stunning locations. And count me in for any film that’s based on actual people who stood up for the good during critical times in history. That being said, it’s easy to see why I watched this film.

The costumes in this film were gorgeous recreations of turn of the century attire, and a large part of the film took place in Hawaii. Can you ask for a more sunning location than that?  The story of Princess Kaiulani is truly incredible, which brings me to another point; I don’t feel that the story was used to its full potential. Some scenes are remarkably well written, specifically the scene in which she talks to the President. However, other scenes were filled with cheesy dialog and unclear action. Some things that didn’t need to be explained were elaborated on, while other elements that needed clarification were left  unexplained – particularly in the first half of the film where we are told that she is being sent to England, but we don’t know where she is or who the people taking care of her are.

When I first saw a poster for this film, I was excited because it reminded me of The Young Victoria. Like that film, Princess Kaiulani deals with a young member of royalty who has the care of her country thrust upon her in the midst of a personal romantic interest. The strength of The Young Victoria was in its beautiful cinematography and outstanding costuming. In these regards, these two films cannot be compared. The cinematography in Princess Kaiulani was at times very good, but most often it fell far below average.

However, I did feel that Kaiulani had one advantage – while Victoria pushed the boundaries with suggestive scenes, the romantic elements of Princess Kaulani were limited to a comment on the geography of a woman and several passionate kisses (which I found to be too long and a major distraction from the story line).

There were some inconsistencies in the film that bothered me. For example, all of the characters are dressed in period costume. However, they all come across as 21st century actors dressed in costumes. I felt that a little more attention to detail on the part of the supporting actors would have contributed greatly to the film’s overall look. Additionally, the edit seemed at times to be far from polished. There were some shots that dragged on for far too long, and the continuity in several scenes was way off. (Specifically in the proposal scene where the actors are seated in the wide shot and standing in the close up.)

And while we’re talking about actors… I felt that the performances in this film were solid for the most part. They at times seemed stereotyped, and I had a hard time telling if flaws in performances should be blamed on the actors or on the screenwriters who wrote the lines.

In summary, I feel that Princess Kaiulani had an intersting story to tell. However, discrepancies in the execution hindered this film from reaching its full potential.

For the Dramatics,

Christy

Synopsis provided by IMDB.

Thoughts on Greatness: Legend of the Guardians Vs. How to Train Your Dragon

When it comes to animated films, there are few more epic than How to Train Your Dragon. And there are few more visual stunning than Legend of the Guardians. In this article I am going to explore these two films in comparison and hopefully discover the primary differences behind them, concluding why one was great and the other was not. These are my thoughts on greatness.

Story
Both films had intriguing premises. But why did Legend of the Guardians come across so shallow while How to Train Your Dragon expanded our minds to embrace and believe the unmistakably impossible things that occur? When it comes to film, the 100% most important element is story. The story is the identity of the film. Bad story, bad film. Establishing a masterful identity is key to engulfing an audience. So, we need to do it well. How to Train Your Dragon ropes the audience into a world they have not seen before through careful use of digital set design, a masterpiece score, and wonderfully communicative voice talent. Excepting voice talent, these are all areas where Legend of the Guardians had potential, but did not execute effectively.

Visual
Legend of the Guardians had amazing visual renders, but, although How to Train Your Dragon was slightly more “cartooney,” the makers successfully used the visual disparity from reality to communicate things about the characters. As far as realism, Legend of the Guardians hit a home run. I have never seen animated creatures look so real, but, although brilliant, the look and setting was not used to communicate anything.

Score
I don’t hear anyone humming the soundtrack of Legend of the Guardians. How to Train Your Dragon, on the other hand, did not let this highly important area slip through the cracks. They cranked up the standard for animated epic scores. Every track communicates the story and emotion of the characters so well. Not only that, it is unforgettable. I like good soundtracks. I loved How to Train Your Dragon’s soundtrack.

Culmination
Legend of the Guardians was scared of the potential it held. How to Train Your Dragon was not. How to Train Your Dragon took every opportunity for story, humor, and pure epicness to produce what was an entirely pleasing result. The end result is that one film succeeded in telling an interesting story, while all the other film did was provide eye candy. The cause is that one film was not scared to be great, while the other film was afraid of its identity. Legend of the Guardians SHOULD have been the most epic, realistic, visually stunning animated masterpiece we’ve ever seen. And while How to Train Your Dragon may not have been as “real-looking,” it sure didn’t have any lack of heart or story. And it shows.

Moral
Don’t be afraid of the heights a story is climbing to. Be great.

Color | Short and Sweet

This is probably my favorite short film ever!!! (And the fact that some of the Dramatics were involved in the production… well, that’s just a bonus!!)

I love the story. I love the acting. I love the music. I love this film.

For the dramatics,

-Hannah

2010 Blog Stats in Review

Thanks so much to our readers for a great first year! Keep spreading the word about Slightly Dramatic and help us have an even better 2011!

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

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The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads This blog is on fire!.

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The Leaning Tower of Pisa has 296 steps to reach the top. This blog was viewed about 1,100 times in 2010. If those were steps, it would have climbed the Leaning Tower of Pisa 4 times

In 2010, there were 57 new posts, not bad for the first year! There were 25 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 28mb. That’s about 2 pictures per month.

The busiest day of the year was November 11th with 119 views. The most popular post that day was Remotely Controlled | Short and Sweet.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, twitter.com, en.wordpress.com, counter.bestproceed.com, and dominicdimaria.blogspot.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for the santa clause, polar express movie, christmas angel movie, prince caspian, and christmas films for familys 2010.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

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Remotely Controlled | Short and Sweet November 2010
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About July 2010

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The 2010 SAICFF in Review November 2010
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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader – Movie Review December 2010
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The Santa Clause – Movie Review December 2010

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For the Dramatics,

Dominic

True Grit – Movie Review

Fourteen-year-old Mattie Ross’s father has been shot in cold blood by the coward Tom Chaney, and she is determined to bring him to justice. Enlisting the help of a trigger-happy, drunken U.S. Marshal Rooster Cogburn, she sets out with him — over his objections — to hunt down Chaney. Her father’s blood demands that she pursue the criminal into Indian territory and find him before a Texas Ranger named LeBoeuf catches him and brings him back to Texas for the murder of another man.

Wading through all the film masterpieces of our day, there are few that pose dialog and visuals so poetic as Joel and Ethan Coen’s adaptation/remake, True Grit.

Each and every shot of True Grit is visually minimalistic, yet strikingly telling. The camera work is a perfect fit. Many films are admired for their fancy camera techniques and effects, but True Grit succeeds in a different way. The camera is quite often still. The angles are provocative of thought and expressive of characters. There is not much motion. There is beautiful communication. Kudos to DP Roger Deakins for a job well done.

The writing is beyond masterful. Each character seems to be performing his or her own soliloquy throughout the film, and all these many verses are woven together through careful deliberation into natural, soothing, witty (and sometimes down-right hilarious) conversations among characters.

What can I possibly even say about the acting? It’s very hard to describe such marvelous performances. EVERYBODY, including supporting characters and even characters who have little more than one line hit every note spot on. Most notably, Jeff Bridges as Reuben Cogburn, Hailee Steinfeld as Mattie Ross, and Matt Damon as LaBoeuf steal the show. But the supporting cast proved their great worth, as well. Josh Brolin and Barry Pepper were excellent casting choices and displayed their characters wonderfully.

The score is simplistic, expressive, and beautiful. It seems to be centered entirely around an old hymn book as there are many perceivable melodies directly from hymns. There is minimal music in the film. It is only present when needed. Like a good score should, it tells the story. It supports the story.

Morally the film is a bit confused. While quoting a surprising amount of scripture and, as said above, having a score based around hymnbook melodies, the film is still about vengeance. Retribution, justice, whatever we call it, the story is still based around an “eye for an eye” attitude. Though I did feel the “worldview” for the film wasn’t necessarily coming from a “revenge is good” angle. I saw it more as a character progression. The theme of revenge was used to communicate the idea that we must pay for everything in life. And, as stated in the early moments of the film, “the only thing free in this world is God’s grace.” And this is displayed as there are consequences, whether positive or negative for every decision made. Though I think this issue is interesting to explore, this idea in the film is, to me, a bit ambiguous in what it’s encouraging.

As far as content, there is some language and some tough, sometimes graphic violence and I would recommend, as always, reading PluggedIn’s content review before viewing.

All in all, I loved this film. The masterful writing, epic performances, beautiful chemistry, and wonderful filmmaking overall makes this an unforgettable Western Drama that will stick with you and provide you with a life-time supply of one-liners. The characters endure in the mind, as does the dialog and the central message of consequence.

Final thought: True Grit is a poetic, epic, unyielding, fascinating telling of a tale that’s worth witnessing.

For the Dramatics,

Dominic

Synopsis Provided by Yahoo! Movies

Alice in Wonderland – Movie Review

Alice, an unpretentious and individual 19-year-old, is betrothed to a dunce of an English nobleman. At her engagement party, she escapes the crowd to consider whether to go through with the marriage and falls down a hole in the garden after spotting an unusual rabbit. Arriving in a strange and surreal place called “Underland,” she finds herself in a world that resembles the nightmares she had as a child, filled with talking animals, villainous queens and knights, and frumious bandersnatches. Alice realizes that she is there for a reason–to conquer the horrific Jabberwocky and restore the rightful queen to her throne.

“Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” Alice is an imaginative nineteen year-old with important decisions to make: should she follow the desires of her family and marry a bumbling lord in order to secure her own comfort? Or should she follow her heart and take control of her own destiny?

The creative elements of this film are unbelievable. Live action characters interacting in a computer generated world. The film is very visual; it is easy to tell from a characters appearance what their characteristics are. For example, the knave, who sets out to capture Alice is a dark-hearted character. From the very first moment where he appears in the film, it is easy to tell what kind of a character he is.

However, in Tim Burton’s Wonderland, good and evil seem muddled together. No character is completely good. We are told that the red queen has taken over Wonderland and we see her cruelty. On the other hand, the white queen, who is supposedly the good queen, has dark undertones. I have to say that one of the most disturbing things about the film was the white queen’s makeup. Although everything around her is white, her makeup is black giving her a very gothic feel. Some sequences – while not violent – have images that might disturb younger children.

Like most movies, Alice in Wonderland contains some subjects that families might want to avoid. We’re not going to list them here, but we would recommend that before watching the movie you read the review at PluggedIn.com

Tim Burton dreamed up more than six impossible things, but maybe not before breakfast. With a star studded cast, and exceptionally creative visual artists he was able to execute the aptitude of his crew to produce a stunning visual experience. But at the end of the day, it’s really not more than that; it’s a very forgettable story with characters that I had a hard time connecting with or caring about.

My overall conclusion is this – watch something else!

For the Dramatics,

-Hannah

Way Back Home | Short and Sweet

So I know it’s not exactly a story… but I couldn’t resist the cinematography and production quality in this reel! Not to mention that this guy can do crazy cool stuff with a bicycle. WOW!!!! What are your thoughts???

For the Dramatics,

-Hannah

A Christmas Snow – Movie Review

Kathleen Mitchell has carried around the unwanted memory of her father abandoning her and her mother almost 30 years ago on Christmas. Although she has tried to forget her past, it has not forgotten her, and in the days leading up to Christmas, a blizzard traps her in her house with two unlikely guests.

The storm brings her face to face with the hurts of her past, forcing her to choose one path: letting go and grabbing hold of a life-changing forgiveness or continuing to carry her pain and bitterness with her.

A Christmas Snow is a relatively new film from the Christian production company Trost Moving Pictures. I had followed the film somewhat as it was being made and looked forward to seeing the finished product, which I just recently had the opportunity to do.

Unfortunately, I found it to be sub-par. That’s not to say it’s entirely awful – there are some good things here. There are several touching scenes, and Muse Watson does a fine job in the role of Sam. You can tell a lot of heart and talent went into this film. But it just doesn’t work.

There were some weak performances, but I think much of that was due to a script that was cliché and somewhat cheesy. Combined with some sloppy editing, there were several scenes that just felt awkward – almost unfinished. It really played out like a slow-moving Hallmark film rather than the intriguing character-driven piece I was hoping for. And the ending was frustratingly ambiguous – I’m still not quite sure of exactly what happened. I don’t find ambiguity a bad thing in and of itself (as a matter of fact, I quite like it), but the way it was handled in the story was confusing and detracted from the emotional ending, as you were sitting there trying to figure out exactly what had happened instead of focusing on how the story was resolving.

As I said though, there are positive things here as well. Some positive messages about forgiveness and reconciliation, and as I mentioned earlier, a few touching and well-done scenes as well. But the film as a whole never seemed to click.

Content-wise, it was pretty clean, as one would hope for from a Christian company. A couple of Kathleen’s shirts show a bit of cleavage. She sports some fairly short shorts in one scene. During that scene, Lucy (a bratty 10-year-old girl) complains that Kathleen doesn’t have any pants on, and that her father, who is going away on a work trip, can’t leave her with “a pantless woman”. There’s a kiss between an unmarried couple as well. *SPOILER* From what I *think* happened at the end, the film also seems to promote an unbiblical view of angels, similar to the view put forth in It’s a Wonderful Life. *END SPOILER*

Overall, A Christmas Snow is definitely not a film that I would choose to watch over and over again. As I said, it never seemed to click and felt flat. However, if you’re a fan of Hallmark-type feel-good movies, this may be right up your alley.

For the Dramatics,
Geno

Treasures of the Snow – Movie Review

“This dramatic Christian story about the power of forgiveness was filmed in the beautiful Swiss Alps and focuses on a 13-year-old boy named Lucien. When Lucien is rejected by his family, he is left terrified and alone. To make matters worse, his neighbor Annette takes an even more aggressive stance to him, making him feel even less wanted and accepted. Things turn up for Lucien, however, when an elderly woodcarver befriends him and teaches him a thing or two about the nature of asking for mercy.”

Treasures of the Snow is a classic story that, sadly, is often overlooked among other holiday stories and films. Some of you may have heard the audio drama by Moody Bible Institute, but it was also produced in the form of film many years ago. In fact, this rendition dates all the way back to 1980.

This aged Christian film is a powerful, emotional drama on the potency of forgiving an enemy and the pangs of not doing so.

Because of the simple fact that this film is 30 years old, the production value is not all there. Treasures of the Snow is plagued by the limitations of the technology that existed when it was created. That being said, the makers did an excellent job with what they had and the film stands up to other films made in the same era. The one thing that particularly bothered me in this film is the soundtrack. The score is comprised of synthesized music that just doesn’t do the film justice and also happens to not fit with or help the story.

Regardless of those few preferences listed above, I highly recommend this as a solid, Christian, family film that young children to adults can enjoy and learn from. It is one of the few devoutly Christian movies that I know of from that era that stand toe to toe with other films in the area of quality (even if it was just 80’s quality). The story is strong, the message is powerful, and the impact could be everlasting.

Watch it!

For the Dramatics,

Dominic

Synopsis provided by Yahoo! Movies

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